thediagonallie:

findadventure:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

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when this was

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obviously

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not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD

Jesus was also gay.

(Source: empressfab)

"You don’t have to define yourself—it’s a trap. Defining is only for the comfort of others, and that’s really not your responsibility. Be open. Be free."

I see what you did there.

thegirlsajezebel:

woody112704:

bad-wolf-of-baskerville:

thecynicalidealist:

fabledquill:

ppitte:

talvellanukkuja:

arokei:

tahthetrickster:

thegreenwolf:

accountants-and-anxiolytics:

daysofxavierspast:

“I’d play it cool, just gie the cunts enough rope tae hing thirsels wi,” I nod.


Well FUCK

“Trygg och ensam på samma gång.”

Safe and lonely at the same time.

Doesn’t sound so positive.

“90” diam x 235’; needles stiff and very sharp, +/- 3-sided (flat on top), 1/2-1” long, projecting equally on all side of the twig, light green with 2 stomatal stripes on top, bloom scant or lacking beneath; young twigs smooth, old defoliated twigs rough and scratchy with the peglike bases of the fallen needles; cones 2-3 1/2” long, light, scales thin and finely, irregularly toothed; bark scaly, thin (less than 3/4” even on huge trees); mature trunks very straight, round and untapering, though often buttressed.”

Either I’ve been spending too much time reading PNW field guides, or I’m getting a Beltane visit from the Green Man. I should probably spruce up just in case.

i opened the closest one and page 35 was a blank page

so i opened the next closest book and page 35 was blank as well

man fuck this

In cells and the extracellular matrix appear polysaccharides called glycosaminoglycans, whose structure always consists of a specific repeating disaccharide unit (image 2-14). 

Hoo boy. This sounds exciting.

He was the type who could not bear to be told what to do, or to be criticized, especially if the criticism came from a woman.

Seuraukset olivat dramaattiset.

(The consequences were dramatic)image

“As can be seen in Figure 2, at the beginning of the nineteenth century all the parishes west of the coalfield remained dominantly Welsh in language and outlook.”

In a set of rules;

“3. Burn everything.”

Welp

“If Dad was sober or absent for some reason, Mike was granted a reprieve, but it didn’t happen often.”

THE FUCK.

“It was a fine night, and the black sky was dotted with stars.”

So does this mean outdoors sex at night? Yes please!

“I was plagued by wake-up-screaming nightmares so bad that I had to wear a mouth guard to keep from grinding my teeth into nubs as I slept.” 

Umm…

“I rigged the toss.” 
I think I might be able to roll with that somehow.

Louis CK: Of Course But Maybe - Oh My God (HD) (by TonyIsGaming)

Ugh, why does life keep making me talk to people?

It’s all acting.

Yeah, I know what that’s like.

Yeah, I know what that’s like.

(Source: neuraldiscord)

the-grizzly-bear:

silvansoul:

Best cosplay ever? I think yes

Uh I know this girl and she has the most EPIC cosplay costumes ever!!! Her and her boyfriend also run a prop shop called Snikt. 

Stop, my penis can only get so erect! 

the-grizzly-bear:

silvansoul:

Best cosplay ever? I think yes

Uh I know this girl and she has the most EPIC cosplay costumes ever!!! Her and her boyfriend also run a prop shop called Snikt. 

Stop, my penis can only get so erect! 

awkward-elevator:

Swedish Chef Ramsay